Sunday, April 29, 2007

Crack is the new Black

So something happened to me last night which I completely and utterly didn't take advantage of. It's something I think I probably will regret for the rest of my life, and it's got this extra sharp tinge of irony because I had only a day earlier promised myself to make a concious effort to take advantage of every opportunity that came my way. Not only that but via that bane of any wasted chance, hindsight, I realise that so many things had brought me to that exact moment and it truly was the answer to many of the issues in my life at that unholy hour of 3AM. All I had to do was jump on the metaphorical bandwagon (which was in fact a taxi) and divine providence would have been carried out. But no, I demurred, and passed up the chance to A) improve on what had been a pretty ordinary night out B) meet a whole group of new, older surfie guys (read cars, money, good bodies) C) do free coke (and i'm not talking bout the drink, though it probably is equally poisonous) and finally D) eliminate the dilemma of having to sneak home to get some sleep for an hour before waking up and sneaking out again, thereby hopefully preserving my supposed alibi that I was staying at a friends house for that night and not going clubbing and trekking from Tamarama to Vaucluse. F^%$*^%%*@*^(#k! What the HELL was I thining! Stoopid stoopid stoopid. Why why why why??? Because I thought I should get some sleep in preparation of doing homework which I am not actually doing and haven't done yet. Because I thought I might be high for too long. Because I thought that the guy wasn't that good looking, not even thinking that he would probably have at least one hot friend. Because I am an IDIOT!!! And the WORST part is I didn't even get his name OR number! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG! Honestly who in their right mind passes up the opportunity to get free drugs? Seriously. I am an idiot.